I just picked up some general knowledge from Bibs. He said I’m hopeless in technology and do not understand how natural gas came about. So, he explained by using the job interview scenario at SHELL.
(Assume interviewee is “A” and the panel of interviewers is “SHELL”)
SHELL: Morning. Please enjoy your breakfast and wait to be called in for your interview.
A: *looks at the basket of potato* Thanks Sir
A: *starts gobbling down all the raw potato* (FOC mah..eat all lo)
An hour later…after digestion process takes place..
SHELL: Please show us what you’ve got
A: *gets ready* *concentrates*… POOOOOooooooOOOOOOtttttTTTTTTTTTTT
SHELL: Hmm… *look around the panel and see how many fainted*
SHELL: Not bad.. let’s try again. *Opens coffee bottle and sniff coffee to clear the nasal*
A: *concentrates even harder* *this time the potato would be even more digested*
A: pOOoOOOOOOOooOOOOTtTTTTTtTttttttttttttttttt bbBBBBBOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOmmmmmmmm Ppppiiiiiiiittttttt ppooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTttttt *last for the next 15 minutes*
SHELL: *silence* *all fainted*
2 weeks later
SHELL: Congratulations Mr. A! You have the highest potential that our company requires as an asset! Please join us!
A: *grins in pride*
So…now you know how natural gas comes about?